What is and who are Wetknix Productions?
I know what you’re thinking and the comparison you’re making. So let us explain. Comparing NETFLIX, the giant of streaming, to WETKNIX Productions is like comparing a sleek, high-speed yacht to a quirky rubber ducky in a puddle. While NETFLIX sails smoothly with its polished content library, WETKNIX Productions proudly splashes around, creating offbeat films and mini-series that make you go… WTF! Why are we Wet, and do you need to see our Knix?… Only you can decide.
Completed Productions
THE REALISTIC PROJECT
It’s hard to enjoy a film or TV series when it is too dark to see, too loud to hear, and the actors continue mumbling like they are chewing gravel after a night on the beer. The blame lies with the so-called artistic filmmakers and decision-makers who present their version of what is realistic. Our film explores the problems facing the viewing public today.
Produced: October 2022 – Release: 13th March 2023 – WEB PAGE
THE SHAKYCAM ZONE
The unsettling effects of shaky camera shots are known psychologically as the Poison Theory. While filmmakers strive for realism, the technique often induces motion sickness and detracts from storytelling. But the filmmakers sit smugly, knowing they avoided ‘Proper Filmmaking!’ Our second film in the series explores its impact and whether the pursuit of authenticity in cinema outweighs its potential drawbacks.
Produced: August 2023 – Release: 28th April 2024 – WEB PAGE
GANGSTER HOUSEHOLD HACKS
In this twist on the traditional Domestic Improvements DIY series, a shady gangster uses his criminal know-how to present his Household ‘Tips of the day’. Using a blend of no-nonsense delivery and criminal metaphors, he injects his irreverent style into every domestic revelation. Mundane household hacks transform into an unconventional guide, proving that tough guys can turn the ordinary into an unexpectedly whimsical adventure.
Web Series – Launched 2024 – WEB PAGE
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In Development
DIRTY GARDENERS
GENRE: Audio Comedy / Scripted Short-Form / British Satire
FORMAT & TONE: 10 x 3-4 minute episodes / Radio, podcast or online audio platforms
Saucy, quick-witted, playful. Think ‘The Archers’ meets ‘Carry On’. (One part Alan Bennett, one part Blackpool seafront postcard).
LOGLINE: Two old blokes, one filthy garden. A smut-soaked audio comedy commentary, where double entendre grows wild and pruning is rarely just about plants.
SERIES SYNOPSIS: Dirty Gardeners is a ten-part scripted audio comedy steeped in innuendo, double entendre and British postcard filth. It follows the chaotic lives of Harry Cox, a sprightly, unfiltered pensioner with a passion for pruning and a penchant for bad taste, and Rishi Stivardh, his increasingly traumatised housemate. Set in a fictional English garden shed, the series is packed with twitchy topiary, pulsating pollinators, emotionally unstable compost heaps and suggestive hoseplay.
